Welcome
Welcome to The Scapegoat Party. Our party is on its way to becoming one of the three major political parties of the United States. With its roots in antiquity, Scapegoat Party members strive to improve...
View Article“Corpsman” vs. “Corpse men”
We, at the Scapegoat Party on behalf of President Barack Obama, accept full responsibility for his comments yesterday when he referred to “Corpsman” as “Corpse men” and offer our sincere apology to the...
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Juan Williams Snafoo
Juan Williams getting fired from NPR was our fault. We accidentally distributed an unrevised talking points memo that Mr. Williams had the misfortune of receiving. His comments on the O’Reilly Factor...
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Tim Profitt’s Rage Is Not To Blame
Head stomper Tim Proffitt blames 1) Lauren Valle, 2) Kentucky police, and 3) back pain for his actions. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/ybenjamin/detail?entry_id=75576 We add: 4) gravity, which was...
View ArticleOops! We did it again.
On behalf of the DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration), the Scapegoat Party would like to apologize for the DEA’s expansion of the Colombian Prostitution scandal. Due to an administrative error, we...
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Announcing The Scapegoat Party’s Summer Movie Marathon
As many of you are probably aware, Joe Biden’s debt ceiling negotiations ended abruptly almost two weeks ago with Eric Cantor and Jon Kyl storming out of the room like children fighting over a ball...
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July 13: Field Of Dreams
Our first movie will be “Field Of Dreams” and will be shown at 7pm on Friday The 13th in the House Of Representatives’ Chamber. If you’ve seen the movie “Field Of Dreams”, then you know that the movie...
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July 21: Remember the Titans
It appears as if our last movie didn’t have much of an effect, so we’ve called out the big guns: Denzel Washington and Disney. To be honest, we choose Remember The Titans in hopes of Harry Reid and...
View ArticleBallad of Joe Biden
Going into the Vice-Presidential debate tonight, Joe Biden is under a lot of pressure to perform after the President’s performance in the first debate. As such, we thought that we was time to...
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Project ORCA failure caused by Windows “blue” screen.
Most PC users have grown accustomed to occasionally seeing what has been called the blue screen of death-bsod for short. The Scapegoat Party has learned today that on Nov 6th the Romney/Ryan campaign...
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